Score: 8

"I like how the Bruce Lee dude trips."

submission: Purple Sawdust

date: April 30, 2008

Trips right into MY HEART as the most adorable looking Paladinesque person dude ever to grace newgrounds. Find a way to say that without coming off as a 15 year old goth fag and I'll suck your dick.

Great toon.

Score: 10

"That was only a preview!"

submission: we are the ONE

date: April 28, 2008

From the first frames of the M16 bouncing about I knew this was going to be a massively detailed animation. The most beautiful scene was with the crucifix flailing about. When the full animation is complete I can guarantee that it will be on the front page. Great first submission.

Score: 7

"Great freaking movie."

submission: The Other Guys Brake Pads

date: April 11, 2008

But Holy Shnikes was this attempt at capturing the essence of what made Tommy Boy so funny off the mark. I'm not knocking this flash completely, the animation style was pretty fresh and thoughtful. The audio was really clean and so was the fluidity of the characters. But What makes Tommy Boy "TOMMY BOY" is Tommy Boy.

Get me?

Chris Farley was the driving force behind that movie, with the exception of David Spade's razor sharp sarcasm, because of the energy that he put into every scene he was in. Even when the scene wasn't that funny technically speaking, fat guy in a little coat, he just makes you giggle like a pig with his energy.

Back to the flash, just the fact that the Christ Farley in this one was really expressionless, no crazy twitches, or hefty folds of skin when he spoke loudly. True to the movie it was not, no burning wreckage on the desk, but of course I'm not gonna penny pinch on that.

All in all, in an asshole's way of putting it (read above), I dug the animation but the characters could use a boost of enthusiasm.

Score: 9

"I swear to you when the Fantasia music started up"

submission: EW Halloween Special

date: October 23, 2007

I was thinking, man this would be a good time to throw in a ghostbusters reference. Balls to my wall it happened.

The animation never got boring and neither did the jokes. The voice acting was great and the sound effects were just as good. What a fantastic little movie sir.

Score: 6

"Decisions, Yum, Decisions."

submission: Madness - Choose His Fate

date: October 19, 2007

You had enough to satiate my demented needs as, satan I gathered this from the intro, and a flash (player?). The character could have been more authentic to the real Hank. Some of the "fates" left me with a ,"uh, ok" kinda feeling. Just some.

Good one overall dudenstein.

But one thing I didn't like is that since we play the role of Satanas, thats latin for satan, we couldn't sodomize the poor bastard.

Twas a jest good sir, a jest!

Score: 5

"I had no idea what the fuck was going on!"

submission: Cola. Part 1

date: October 16, 2007

The animation was pretty alright, that staticy effect got annoying and seemed like it was just slapped on to take up space if that makes sense. The music was meh, and it did keep playing after it ended.

But, I did not know what the fuck was going on. The coke machine was killing everyone from sniper angles or what? Anyway, it was alright, pretty well done. Clarify the meaning of a killer coke machine.Plz. Hope the next one is better and has more of what we both know the fans want. THAY WAWNT FYTES!!!1ONE!!ZOMG

Score: 5

"It just goes to show"

submission: Theadventuresofbatprime!!

date: October 16, 2007

That even though the animation is not of a high caliber, it was super simple, the voice acting saved it. It was funny, energetic, and you weren't afraid to scream into the mic like some kids on here are. I enjoyed this little ditty. Perhaps random sessions in front of a microphone where spastic bombastic dialogue, justice cake, can be spewed then loosely animated. I'd watch.

Good one.

Score: 10

"Fucking A"

submission: Half Beard

date: October 15, 2007

This had some fresh humor instead of the citcommy flashback jokes that most people are falling prey to nowadays (fuck off family guy) or just stupid retarded violence or poop jokes. Don't get me wrong a cocophony of caca related material, jokes of course, tickles my fancy anyday.

About your flash:

The animation was never boring, as in the characters weren't horribly overtweened or twitched a frame up and down or stretched like Fred Flinstone to make an attempt at animation besides the spot on lip synching. The backgrounds and characters, voice acting especially, and everything else in between really made this a fun to watch toon. I will definitely check out your other work now.

And since I'm a nerd who watches commentary on all the dvds i own i really enjoyed the creative processing tour that you layed out oh so cleverly.

Good one!

Score: 10

"What can be said that hasn't been said?"

submission: Go, Go, Parody Rangers! 3

date: October 3, 2007

This installment had some of the absolute best voice acting I have ever heard on a newgrounds submission. The animation wasn't at all the most important thing about this, seeing as how its Go GO PARODY RANGERS! The writing at times was a bit under the breath and I guess I wasn't listening very well at time because I was bellowing like a bloated giggle balloon. So what if ZET said fuck the series. As long as the same energy and quality of writing sticks to your hands like other things stick to mine because I masturbate alot and don't know how to conceal a joke then anything you guys produce will earn stars, cars, and trars?

Trars= truck cars.

Score: 5

"Personally, I liked it."

submission: "Tie me kangaroo down!"

date: September 10, 2007

But you know how newgrounds is. People want undiluted angel poop or things that make them laugh or feel. Make them human. This little ditty made me smile inside my tummy. I can say that you have the lip synching down. I guess you just need to round out the edges of your characters so they aren't so sketchy. Maybe add a bit of fluidity to the rest of the characters' animation instead of just having his mouth move. Good job nonetheless. Can't wait to see what this test preps you for.

DUG that song by the way.